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I’m Kevin Wolf, and You’re Not

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You’d think my name wouldn’t be all that common, but it is. There are more Kevin Wolfs in this world than you know.

I remember once, while still in Connecticut, using the account system we had at work to look - just for the helluvit - and see if there were any Kevin Wolfs out there. There was one, only two towns over. (No relation.)

I bring this up because I’ve recently received several comments on the ol’ blog from people either curious or convinced that I was a Kevin Wolf that they knew. I didn’t bother publishing the comments as they weren’t related to the posts where they’d been submitted, but I’d still like to clear up a few things.

First, I regret to say that I am not the Kevin Wolf who apparently exhibits paintings at Features, Inc in New York City. I’d have to get back into practice following 20 lazy years not using my art degree, in order to be this working artist.

Nor am I the KW who is a photographer for the Associated Press.

And, last, I am not the Kevin Wolf who this weird comment was directed to (seen here in full):

Well Kevin long time since I had a chance to see you around!

How’s [website/company name] that never existed?

It’s so good to be high up in one’s work space isn’t it?

How’s the family? Did they ever really exist or just a a figment of your imagination to get away?

To tell you the truth I actually wanted nothing more than to be set free from you too, so I was actually very happy to see you go.

How many marriages is this your on now

Say Hi to all at [same website/company] for me

Remember the cards, you might get a clue from them?

Odd, yes? (I redacted the company name - which does exist - in order to avoid any online connection to this Kevin.) Whoever this lovingly remembered shmuck is, he ain’t me. Though he knew some pretty wacky people, if this note is any gauge.

Still, I’ll say hi to everybody around here, as requested.

Salem MA, 7:39 PM, July 28

The Scene: Outside the hotel that’s across the street from my condo, during my walk home last night in the rain following heavy lightning and thunder.

Four cars, lights on and occupied. Side of the road (passenger side to the hotel sidewalk), not attempting to move through the just-turned green light at the corner.

Up the road comes a guy in muscle shirt, baseball cap, mustache and long hair. White guy, about 32, let’s say, walking along the driver’s side of each car saying something I couldn’t comprehend. Clearly, he’s lost. He’s looking at the cars and then ahead, then back at the cars. (Thank the gods he didn’t look at me, making my way home directly across the street.)

Suddenly, something dawns on him. He stops and backtracks toward a white car. It sits in the line of cars waiting - again, all with lights and drivers but outside the traffic - and moves toward it.

He’s not truly lost. He’s just got a little mixed up. He’s forgotten that his car - their car, as there is a young lady in the passenger seat - is white. Apparently, his is not one of the cars that already had a driver in the front seat and a color that’s not white (they’re blue, black and red, if you must know).

Located now, he makes his way from the center of the right side lane of the street through the rain and finds the driver’s side door handle. He gives it a tug, the ceiling light turns on, and the woman on the opposite seat grabs him and pulls him in.

Door closes. Lights out.

Drive safe.

Sleep well.

Random Friday, Too

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Well, I did this last week and it wasted everybody’s time worked out okay, so I thought I’d do it again this week. You know, make it annual event.

Randomly came across this news story about two serial killers in Phoenix who may be “competing” with each other.

Linda [O’Neill, who just bought herself a Glock 9mm] is one of hundreds of people in the US desert city of Phoenix who have decided to arm themselves after weeks of terrifying news headlines about two serial killers.

Local people believe the two are competing with one another, to try to kill the most victims in this usually peaceful city.

It’s a Law & Order episode or perhaps American Justice. I have to admit that I don’t usually follow this type of story but this sounds genuinely creepy. A movie waiting to happen.

Yes, movies. Them movin’ pitchers. I haven’t yet got to the cinema, as I keep threatenting to do, but perhaps this weekend, depending on the weather.

The weather is its own topic here, as usual, with heat and humidity and thunderstorms and the possibility of raining frogs. A few days ago I happened on a local weather forecast where they’d set out the week’s weather under the idiotic title FUTURECAST. Completely unnecessary change from “forecast,” you see. Unless I misunderstood and they were showing the weather for this week, next year.

But - back to movies: I’ve got a growing stack of DVDs to watch, including some genre stuff grabbed from a “midnight movies” newsgroup. I’ve recently upgraded my news service and latched onto a better newsreader, so now I’m all about enjoying some off-the-beaten-path flicks as well as some Emma Peel-era episodes of The Avengers. I’m looking forward to seeing Altered States for the first time in a long time. Maybe with some of those mushrooms we all discussed recently.

Re world events, I’m kind of hitting a wall there. The cranium can only take so many slugs from the sledgehammer before going tapioca. I only hope John Bolton has his ass handed to him, along with a bottle of Just For Men.

I mentioned in my last post the great Louis Jordan and I found, through the website I’d linked to, that there was more of his material out on CD than I’d thought. Being the Jordan fan that I am, I ordered them (used, on Amazon). One’s arrived already and hopefully another will turn up today or tommorrow. (They’re later, more obscure recordings made after his prime.) This is all by way of saying that I know what I’ll be listening to most of this weekend.

If you’re new to Jordan, he’s one of the main precusors to rock ‘n’ roll, a great figure in R&B and one of the most popular entertainers of the 1940s, when even during wartime - in the midst of a shellac shortage - he sold millions of 78 records. It’s fun, rockin’ music - dig this, his tune “Saturday Night Fish Fry” [click to listen or download] - and I’m forever grateful to Joe Jackson for introducing me to Jordan’s music.

Speaking of music, both Neddie Jingo and Bobby Lightfoot have been sharing their efforts in this regard and I urge to take a listen or two.

Music Notes: Prog Rock (Again)

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A new guest to the confines of kw.com, RXB, just left a comment on one of my first posts, back from May 2005, re “progressive rock.”

RXB did make one interesting suggestion (”Let it be its own category, then. Why should [progressive rock] be debased by any sort of association with “rockin’”, at all?”) before moving on to his/her real point:

It’s interesting to see that, even today, there still appear to be those who feel that the existence and popularity of a more complex form of music threatens the validity of less complex forms. What else but sheer insecurity could explain the quite literally hysterically negative reviews that the music received at its inception? If “rockin’” became sterile, then that is the fault of the inherent limitations of the medium and the recycling of its limited vocabulary of cliches, and not of those who sought to escape them and–gasp!–actually do something difeerent, something that involved skill and imagination.

To which I replied, in part:

It’s not insecurity, RXB. It’s that the pretensiousness of much prog rock is in direct idealogical conflict with the admittedly simpler form of rock music which I frankly prefer.

I don’t know of any hysterically negative reviews but I do know that there were any number of bands that did/could fall within the rubric “progressive” - Chicago, Blood Sweat & Tears, Yes, Steely Dan - who were very popular. Yet, despite prog rock’s moment in the 70s sun and the refusal of some of these musicians to give way on stage in these latter years, progressive rock as an ongoing, creative endeavor no longer exists.

And despite the assertion in the Boston Globe that prompted my original post, to the effect that prog rock was seeing a revival, no such revivial has happened in the intervening 14 months, to my knowledge.

It’s not that prog rock is inately bad; it’s that rock and pop favor the simple, the direct, the percussive. Admittedly, this can be a detriment (most rap, a lot of disco) but it has produced some wonderful results (40s R&B, 50s rock ‘n’ roll, 70s funk).

When I got older and felt the need to listen to more complex music - something that should, but does not, happen to everybody - I did not turn to prog rock. Not on your life. I turned to jazz. In the 70s “fusion” years, prog rock and jazz had some overlap; Blood Sweat & Tears and Chase, for example, were rock bands whose “prog” element was derived from jazz. (By contrast the likes of Yes and ELP were influenced by classical music.) Even for a novice listener there existed these “ins” to gain access to, what was for me, a “new” form of music.

As an aside, it helped that my parents had pretty wide-ranging tastes, including the swing they heard as kids, the jazz of the 50s, 70s rock, and even novelty tunes. Thank God my Dad liked Spike Jones. I do not joke in saying that every kid should hear Spike Jones records when they’re growing up. In the 70s, rock desperately needed its own Spike Jones.

But I digress.

My first confused forays into jazz were clarified somewhat when a friend suggested I just listen to what I liked. Since swing was most familiar to me, I started there and later moved both back (traditional/Dixieland) and forward (modern jazz) in time.

Also, while I was in college, the release of two albums helped open up new music for me: Elvis Costello’s Almost Blue and Joe Jackson’s Jumpin’ Jive, covering country & western and jump, respectively. I was off to the races, listening to anything I could find and moving from genre to genre (R&B, blues, country, etc), some of it simple and some of it complex - but wherever possible finding what was good.

(As with any self-education, there are holes in my knowledge, especially re more popular and established artists who I took “as read,” but whose work I was not actually that familiar with, aside from hits. I’m still catching up with Bob Dylan, Roxy Music, etc.)

In the end, I learned to agree with Duke Ellington’s dictum, There’s only two kinds of music: good and bad.

“Prog,” considered as a genre, produces more bad music than, say, your day to day pop. Why stick with something that’s got diminishing returns? Simply because complexity is supposed to yield better results because it offers more options and is theoretically not constrained by a “limited vocabulary of cliches”?

It’s all just pop music, really, and though there are a few pop stars who still attempt more elaborate projects, with mixed results (the aforementioned Joe Jackson comes to mind), your best pop is made by talented people who are not dumbing down their work by making 3-minute pop records (Joe again, most of the time). They instead work within the limitations of the form and come up with something novel, or fun, or new or perhaps even great.

Well, this afternoon I have some time to myself before getting my Monday morning face on. Think I’ll a crack cold one or three and listen to some good music. A partial list might shape up like this, based on what I’ve got lying around right now: Gerry Mulligan, Richard Thompson, T-Bone Burnett, a Joe Jackson bootleg, some mix ‘n’ match from 70s compilations and stuff I transferred off vinyl, including some Lena Horne tracks with sublime Marty Paich arrangements.

I here quote David Johansen, of the New York Dolls, as seen in today’s New York Times:

I mean, I have my ideas about rock ‘n’ roll and all that kind of stuff. I don’t know if it’s actually necessary for the species, but it sure makes life fun.

I guess my biggest problem with prog rock is that it doesn’t bring the fun.

Now, where’d I leave my Louis Jordan CDs?

Random Friday (Or, the Three R’s)

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It’s Friday, guys. You’re almost out of the woods. You’re that much closer to a potent potable. I’ll be having one and you should too.

Here’s a few random thoughts to mull over. Leave your own random thoughts in the comments. I’m totally about being random right now.

So, just between us pals: Doesn’t the new M Night Shama-lama-ding-dong movie look like ass? Yes, this is me once again enjoying the forthcoming failure of another major Hollywood train wreck. (Oh, wait - that was in Unbreakable. Sorry.)

Guess what? I’m not fan of Shyamalan’s movies. The Sixth Sense was okay but I guessed the ending. Unbreakable was silly, Signs flat out sucked and I had a friend just tell me the “surprise” ending of The Village so I could save myself the two hours.

You know, in two hours you can listen to a lot of Otis Redding, dig? That’s my value system right there.

I may see the Pirates 2 flick just for the hell of it this weekend; or for the AC, depending on the weather. I hear it’s more of the same (too long but some fun). And Johnny Depp rocks.

Hey, that movie My Super Ex-Girlfriend looks dumb but it features Eddie Izzard as the nemesis of the super girl, Professor Bedlam. That just sounds like too much fun. They should have made the movie about him (but keep Uma, by all means) because Eddie Izzard rocks.

All about the random and rockin’ today.

You can’t have a monologue without a little politics, so:

The Bush administration, following long-set US tradition, is letting Israel run amok in south Lebanon.

“Nobody has been more active than we have,” said Tony Snow, defending administration policy amid continuing U.S. opposition to a quick cease-fire without built-in steps for longer-term stability in both Israel and Lebanon.

Because, in the short term what’s a few more dead Lebanese woman and children? And in the long term - clearly the more important part of resolving this conflict - why not rely on US intervention and diplomacy which has worked wonders for decades now?

Elsewhere, it’s been reported that Condi is “expected to outline her concept for resolving the crisis in the Middle East before leaving for the region on Sunday.”

To paraphrase a line from Annie Hall, she hopes that with some help she can turn the concept into an idea and then into a proto-plan and then a document possibly and maybe then an actual resolution. And she’s springing into action … Sunday.

Jesus H Christ, I hate George Bush and his cronies with a passion that should properly be reserved for love. But love ain’t allowed anymore.

Yep, today it’s all about random, rockin’ and rotten.

Everybody Loves Ambrosia

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Yeah, like I said above. Except that, just as at the summer picnic, it’s not true of the music.

Am I wrong to enjoy one Ambrosia tune? It’s “Nice, Nice, Very Nice” from their first album. I remember the album lying about my older brothers’s room, along with such artifacts as J Giels Band’s Bloodshot (on red vinyl, no less!).

Important Update: Click HERE to listen to or to download “Nice, Nice, Very Nice” if the PutFile link above does not work.

I’m not a fan of progressive rock, generally, but these guys strike me as less prog (as they were advertised at the time) and more as harbingers of that oxymoron “soft rock.” Which they went on to make in the 70s, scoring a couple of hits.

Yet I like this tune for two reasons: (1) I just like it, nostalgia and all, and with the thought that perhaps it’s got a little pre-XTC thing going, and (2) because I’m intrigued by the fact that it was co-written by the band and Kurt Vonnegut.

Perhaps someone in the know - Mannion comes to mind - can explain if the musicians merely borrowed Vonnegut’s stuff and set it to music or if the band and the writer actually colloborated.

Hey, sorry for the posts on music with embedded tracks. I’m not trying to be lazy. But it’s summer time and the oldies must be heard.

A Short Walk Home

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Left the Lobster Shanty just about 50 minutes ago. At about that same time the weather for the Boston area (in this case we can include Salem) was a brisk 91 degrees with a heat index at 93.

I’m less bothered by the heat than I once would have been; my joints are loving it. However, I join the human family in disliking humidity.

A call from the bro had sent me over to the Shanty to meet him, the wife and the dog. (The Shanty is marvelous when it comes to watering dogs.)

After a tolerable Happy Hour in the shade and with a slowly developing evening breeze - which started to smell like the humidity-breaking storm we’d been promised - I began to make my way home.

It was here I got a reminder of how strong the New England sun can be. For, walking toward the back side of the Peabody Essex Museum while making my way toward Essex Street, I felt the heat of the day radiating off the side of a red brick building as I turned a corner and hugged the wall.

The sun had just started its rest behind clouds after a hard day at work and the weather had, from what I could feel, considered dropping the temp a few degrees. Yet here was this residual heat - and not just warmth, heat - that threw me, time machine style, back an hour or two into the heat of the day.

I grew up in New England. I’ve experienced the heat, the humidity (much worse in the Connecticut River Valley where I grew up), so I wonder at the buildings, the designs, the air flow and the house paint that my forebears had to create to get through a summer here and then brace for winter. The contrast between hot and cold here is like night and day. (Yes, in this case I will rest on cliche because it’s true.)

It’s one of the reasons I try to avoid AC. I rather enjoy these doses of Yankee reality.

PS: At the hour of this post, our promised storm has not materialized…

Time to Party (Grab the Smirnoff)

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Ah, hell. It’s close enough to the weekend, right?

Not that I usually drink spirits, but I love Carmen McRae - the late, great jazz singer. No idea why this tune was recorded, however I own the single and I’m happy to share it. Maybe it’ll kick-start somebody’s weekend.

Please keep in mind it’s a 60s au-go-go number that in no way demonstrates her considerable jazz chops - but it’s fun. I love the flute part.

Please enjoy “The Smirnoff Mule” as performed by Miss McRae.

Important Update: Click HERE to listen to or to download “Smirnoff Mule” if the PutFile link above does not work.

If I can figure out the recipe, maybe I’ll have one too. (Obviously, it includes Smirnoff. They also mention 7-Up.)

I thought it might be a Moscow Mule (the only similar name on the Smirnoff website), but apparently it is not.

Maybe it’s better to listen to than to drink this particular number. I’ll let that party girl, Blue Girl, clue me in.

Program Note: I have a busy weekend coming up with visitors from out of town, so it may become quiet around here. Still, I hope to at least check in with my favorites in le monde blog during this time.

Newsflash: Drugs Make You Feel Good

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Get this: It took a team of scientists to tell us what we already knew: taking drugs is good for you.

Okay, so they didn’t quite put it that way in the medical journal, but they found that magic mushrooms really are magic - better than pixie dust or clapping hands if you believe.

“Magic mushrooms,” used by Native Americans and hippies to alter consciousness, appear to have similar mystical effects on many people, U.S. researchers reported on Tuesday. […]

A third [of study volunteers] said the experience was the single most spiritually significant of their lifetimes. Many likened it to the birth of their first child or the death of a parent.

And the effects lingered.

I love that last bit. So melodramatic. “And the effect … liiiingered ….” I wanna hear Vincent Price say that.

Not that some drugs don’t destroy minds or people, but the one size fits all drug “policy” in this country, from which only alchohol (completely harmless, I assure you) is exempt, is tres idiot.

And I say this as a non-user of illicit drugs (but, of course, as a member of the heavily medicated American public).

I’ve never done mushrooms, nor ever had a “mystical” experience, nor read Castaneda, nor voluntarily listened to the Grateful Dead. (Okay, that last is not true but I sometimes wish it was.)

I do like the idea of feeling better, feeling different and feeling less like the Man has his jackboot on my neck. Shit, I’m over 45 years old. Time to start experimenting! I’m lagging behind the rest of my cohort.

Unless beer counts.

PS: R.I.P., Syd.

Ella Meets The Beatles

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I posted a month or two ago about Joe Williams’ take on The Beatles’ tune “Oh, Darling” and I’m following up now with another personal favorite of mine:

Ella Fitzgerald tackles “Can’t Buy Me Love.” If you want to see her do so, click right here.

I’m afraid I don’t have the original album at hand but I can say it’s a circa 1964 Verve album that swings, and so does Ella’s version of this Beatles tune. (Since I don’t have the album handy, I also can’t say whose arrangement this is - but I like it.)

It’s a tribute to Lennon-McCartney that this relatively unsophisticated tune survives address by an awesome talent like Ella. It’s a tribute to Ella that she easily transposes the tune into her own blues/swing thing.

I recall the album liner notes (by Leonard Feather?) dismissing the Beatles tune as mere “blues-based” pop fodder, in the manner common at the time. (The Beatles were too popular to be ignored but it was fair game to dismiss them nonetheless.)

It wasn’t but a few years later that Mr Feather was writing liner notes for Blood Sweat & Tears. See, that was jazz based and inherently superior to rock. Or something.

Hence, my skepticism about progressive rock.

But, whatever: Here’s a great tune by a great band as interpreted by a great singer.